MEPHISTOPHELES: Garglefloggah is currently attempting a plea bargain. MEPHISTOPHELES: The Infernal Auditor Corps. Poof, magic power from NOWHERE? Can such exist?ĪSMODEUS: So we asked ourselves, and as the loyal servants of his Dark Majesty, we had to – for the good of the realm – bring it to the notice of those wonderful people, those truly spectacular beings, who enjoy asking such questions. MEPHISTOPHELES: And yet, this power does not show up in their quarterly reports. MEPHISTOPHELES: Human Resources have been busting their budget dealing out power to mortals like there is no tomorrow -ĪSMODEUS: A clear fallacy given the current schedule for Armageddon as according to the Infernal Clock. MEPHISTOPHELES: We are honoured to bring you the news from the trial of Garglefloggah, Spawn of the Seventh Pit, Human Resources… And pleased to inform you that it was due to the incessant efforts of Infernal News Network operatives that he was brought low. Little do they know that landmines are emplaced along the last stretch of the road, but they will learn… Not for petty money, not for t-shirt contracts, not for crass commercialism do they compete, but for the glory of humanity. The best of a generation, they represent the best and brightest of their nations. The runners enter the final kilometre of the marathon. (As a bystander one might begin to wonder how Reoyl actually sees and speaks, or hears anymore as he has no head to do those things with.) This time you have gone too far!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Indeed it is his own.Īhhh what is this madness! You have done it again!!! He shouts out and punches his left arm with all the force he can muster. You cut it off your self, it is there in that golden box next to the table." The servant trembles, and slowly begins to speak: "But sire, you. He turns to face the servant and questions him: "Where is my HEAD servant, answer me or feel this blade in your heart!" WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON he exclaims, as his servant walks to the doorway. in an instant his hand reaches out to feel his head. Then his gaze turns left, passing a mirror. Reoyl awakens the next day after completing the ritual, yet surprisingly it is allready coming evening as he looks forward.
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